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52 Yogi Berra quotes

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Half the lies they tell about me aren’t true.
It’s like deja-vu, all over again.
Even Napoleon had his Watergate.
I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.
He hits from both sides of the plate. He’s amphibious.
How can you think and hit at the same time?
Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.
Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.
I never said most of the things I said.
I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.
I wish I had an answer to that because I’m tired of answering that question.
I’m a lucky guy and I’m happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary.
I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
If people don’t want to come out to the ball park, nobody’s gonna stop ’em.
It gets late early out there.
It ain’t the heat, it’s the humility.
It ain’t over till it’s over.
In baseball, you don’t know nothing.
If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
If you ask me anything I don’t know, I’m not going to answer.
I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn’t my fault that I’m not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
When you arrive at a fork in the road, take it.
It’s pretty far, but it doesn’t seem like it.
Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.
Nobody goes there anymore. It’s too crowded.
Slump? I ain’t in no slump… I just ain’t hitting.
So I’m ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.
It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
The future ain’t what it used to be.
The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.
The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
There are some people who, if they don’t already know, you can’t tell ’em.
All pitchers are liars or crybabies.
We made too many wrong mistakes.
Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.
You can observe a lot by just watching.
You should always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise, they won’t come to yours.
You wouldn’t have won if we’d beaten you.
You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you are going, because you might not get there.
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
If the world was perfect, it wouldn’t be.
We have deep depth.
I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn’t my fault that I’m not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
I never said most of the things I said.
I don’t mean to be funny.
Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.
I don’t blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to ’em? More power to ’em.

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